1. The Altitude Sickness Is Real.
2. The Cost of Living Is Outrageous!
3. The Traffic Sucks Here!
4. …and nobody can drive worth a darn.
5. Peyton Manning Retired.
6. We Have The Worst Potholes.
7. They Have The Worst Mexican Food.
8. Insane Weather.
9. Everybody Smokes Marijuana.
10. Make Colorado Great Again.
