1. The Altitude Sickness Is Real.

2. The Cost of Living Is Outrageous!

3. The Traffic Sucks Here!

4. …and nobody can drive worth a darn.

5. Peyton Manning Retired.

6. We Have The Worst Potholes.

7. They Have The Worst Mexican Food.

8. Insane Weather.

9. Everybody Smokes Marijuana.

10. Make Colorado Great Again.
