Here is a list of things you will never hear someone from Denver say.
1. I welcome Californians with open arms.
2. Lets go for a swim in the Platte river.
3. The Rockies are looking stellar so far.
5. The food at Casa Bonita is the bomb!
6. I love the smell of the Purina Factory.
7. I love late night walks down East Colfax.
8. You won’t believe the deal I got on this place in Denver.
9. Mountains? Meh.
10. I just love driving on I-25.
